I’ve never had a new years kiss, a mistletoe kiss, or a valentine kiss.

(Source: c-stlavie)

gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

android18:

neofriend:

Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

Not being able to tell who works at a store and who is just a customer.

laugh-addict:

(Source: itsonlythestart)

zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

fuckyouajax:

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